Current mood:	bump bump bump
Current music:	The Motels // Suddenly Last Summer

SPIKED HEELS & SKINTIGHT JEANS

So we're all here again and look at that, I'm the only one with the regulation first name single underscore last name username. Lucky me. It's time for new icons, methinks. We've won a few awards and whatever, boring boring etc. We're recording another cover version as a single, this time Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game". I know, boo another ballad. We've already recorded it on a trip to Los Angeles where Nicola and I nearly got deported for being public nuisances as per usual. I guest hosted CD:UK with Dave Berry and won an arm wrestling match with him backstage so he took us girls out for drinks and dancing, nice lad but a little minging and I have a boyfriend. Speaking of, we're getting married probably. I don't know if that's true but I'll just save you the wait cos it's inevitable and it will all end horribly. I have the girls to fall back on in sapphic desire, though, so as our predecessors would say, God help the mister that comes between me and my sisters. I am looking at you, David Beckham. Bless.

TOUR NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh, and just so I address it, those photos were doctored. Fucking press. I'm taking a bath.