Sophie Amogbokpa

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 09:09:38 GMT

We release our first official DVD on the 13th. There's all this buzz about a hidden 'easter egg' and what it could possibly be. If they want it to be worth the ten quid, I say it should be footage of me and Sarah flashing Dave Berry one of the many times we did. Or maybe something more incriminating involving me and Miquita Oliver that I won't discuss here until the lawyers get the original tape. Speaking of taping, they taped the Hammersmith gig and it should be released as our second DVD before Christmas. Buy one for everyone in your family this Crimbo season, it's a very good idea.

Where is auntie Gezza now? Do I even have her added anymore?

Sun, 29 May 2005 21:34:29 GMT

Before any of you have a chance to say anything about it, I had nothing to do with the cocaine bust. I blame Nicola Ward. That troublemaking cunt explosion.

Sun, 22 May 2005 01:28:51 GMT

If they'd sent Sarah's tits instead of Javine, UK would've stormed it. I'm moving to America. At least for a little while after tour to record the third album and hopefully break into Eminem's house with Nicola. Speaking of the tour, we are the best thing to ever happen to this country. That's all I've got. I hope I went to the Popjustice party.

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 00:36:06 GMT

COME ON LUCKY 7!!!!!!!!!

Thu, 07 Apr 2005 19:30:43 GMT

SPIKED HEELS & SKINTIGHT JEANS

So we're all here again and look at that, I'm the only one with the regulation first name single underscore last name username. Lucky me. It's time for new icons, methinks. We've won a few awards and whatever, boring boring etc. We're recording another cover version as a single, this time Chris Isaak's "Wicked Game". I know, boo another ballad. We've already recorded it on a trip to Los Angeles where Nicola and I nearly got deported for being public nuisances as per usual. I guest hosted CD:UK with Dave Berry and won an arm wrestling match with him backstage so he took us girls out for drinks and dancing, nice lad but a little minging and I have a boyfriend. Speaking of, we're getting married probably. I don't know if that's true but I'll just save you the wait cos it's inevitable and it will all end horribly. I have the girls to fall back on in sapphic desire, though, so as our predecessors would say, God help the mister that comes between me and my sisters. I am looking at you, David Beckham. Bless.

TOUR NEXT MONTH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Oh, and just so I address it, those photos were doctored. Fucking press. I'm taking a bath.

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 22:20:45 GMT

Oops.

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 16:58:09 GMT

I have been and will be round Mattie's for a while.

As for career, early tour rehearsals are going well but reckon the whole thing will change a zillion times before we actually take it to the road. We're playing G.A.Y. this weekend and would love and appreciate the support, if you would so please. It's our favourite venue cos we're always so well-received and treated as proper princesses. I might bring Ashley along after an extensive round of forms and waivers stating he won't get bummed in the toilets either intentionally or accidentally. I may love the gays but I don't trust them worth a damn around my man.

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 23:03:55 GMT

Nicola and I recently suffered a power outtage at the apartment and that sort of crashing boredom makes an idiot out of you really. We first got worried the ice cream would go bad so we ducked onto the linoleum floor for a caloriefest. Before a belly ache set in we ran around the house turning on every light switch to make sure we knew the power was back wherever we were in the place. We got dressed in the dark and went down the hall to Ashley's and he was getting ready to go out so we joined him. Wasn't until we went to the toilet at the club we realised our tops were on backward and we'd had each other's knickers on.

I'm sure you want to know all about this alleged romance going on between myself and Ashley and I wouldn't know what to tell you that Louis wouldn't slay me for. Not only that but it's really just something special I couldn't deal with jinxing by saying too much. It's nothing too serious, don't get me wrong. No marriage, no babies, I'm not that kind of person and you should know that. When you've got someone in your life like that who you just feel... I don't even know how to put it into words. You just go through life dating a bunch of barneys and rejects and then one day you meet someone that puts you in a place of real stasis, someone who makes you feel like a brand new you. Not to sound a victim but I've been through a lot in the short time I've been a star and something about my friendship with him feels like I'm back home and nothing's ever changed.

Then he buys me a necklace of 80 diamonds just to remind me I am the queen of the galaxy. If there's one thing a girl can't get enough of, it's diamonds, ice cream, and getting away with wearing her best pal's knickers.

Mon, 31 Jan 2005 05:11:50 GMT

Once upon a time I was the only Girl Aloud to play along here on this journalling website. About 2358574357934572353 of us have come and gone since I took leave and it's safe to say there's nothing quite like the real thing. I apologise for those of me that came and went.

Last I was here Eminem wouldn't pay me any mind at all and now he's all out making requests for me. I don't know what he's thinking but his asterisks can stay square out of my flat. There's only one white MC for me, after all.

I guess Nicola's the only of us left. I love you, you ginger slag. Mattie's removed me although I believe we're still best mates? I guess I'll have to get at him to see what's going on there. Can't be anything good, I'm sure.

Aren't those motorcycle hair flips delectable? I amaze myself.

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 19:39:24 GMT

Britney Spears lipsynchs too you twat.

Fri, 06 Aug 2004 16:48:40 GMT

Hello, my name is Cheryl Tweedy and this has been my life so far on livejournal.

cheryl_tweedy cheryl_t!! kim_walsh kimberley_walsh kimberleywalsh saz_harding sarah__harding javine nadine_coyle nadinecoyle_? nadinecoyle nicola_roberts nicolaroberts mike_skinner :-*

So clearly you can see my life has been pure hell ALL because of this web site and I ought to throw myself into the ocean. But I'm not doing that you fookin git so take that and party.

I don't update here as much as I should and I'm certain there're many people here wondering "Who is this lovely girl with the beautiful eyes and hair and smile and why don't I know a thing about her?" Well let me tell you. I flatshare with nicolaroberts and she is quite messy and smells of marmite at times but I can't help but love her, she's my best friend. We snog each other every New Year's midnight cos really we're just all lesbians disguised as sexy girl next door types, kind of like the girls whose house they paint in American Pie 2. Oh yeah, I am in a singing group called Girls Aloud and we work with Brian Higgins a lot. He's a fantastic producer although a bit of rough which is not my forte. I like soft things. I've dated one of my bandmates before but that just dried out cos we don't want to end up like Culture Club. Now I pretend to date Mike Skinner of The Streets and believe me yes that is me rapping on Get Out Of My House from the new album. We get into blazing rows from time to time but we make up for it with lots and lots of sex. He used to smoke crack a lot I have never tried it. I have done my Es with Nicola a few times though and it's always been a quite hilarious time. We love KFC and are trying to get them to build one in our flat. Maybe more people would come over then. Duncan James wants to shag me rotten, what a dirty boy. I listen to East 17 frequently and Nicola gets annoyed with me and plays Dilemma by Nelly & Kelly Rowland on repeat to piss me off. Life is nice. Oh and I sort of hate nadinecoyle but not really lover I'm just jealous you've got the biggest tits in the group. YOU COW. I am from Newcastle and have an accent worse than Michelle Heaton's because I'm as pikey at they come.

What a stupid update, I'm going to go get some crisps and go round Mattie's place to see if I can break in and steal anything. eBay is my life.

Tue, 27 Jul 2004 04:16:35 GMT

I'm back to shag duncan__james if he's got the time. Doubtful.

Mike Skinner is still mine. Dry your eyes, mate.

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 09:11:19 GMT

The new single is out and it's brilliant despite what anyone says. Obviously it's only my opinion of the song that really counts. And you know what happens when you disagree with me, so I'll give you a running start before I run after you with my beating stick. :)

I've been lost in promotion and development and all those other industry buzz terms that really equate only to sitting about reading Cosmo and doing my nails. I'm dating Mike Skinner. I wish my bandmates had journals. I am no longer a fan of Busted or McFly but I love V. I want to get drunk with Victoria sometime. Phone me soon, love.

Wed, 05 May 2004 19:45:57 GMT

There're more community posts than actual journal posts on my friends page. Bollocks.

Nadine is a cow bye

Wed, 07 Apr 2004 05:37:59 GMT

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I used to know this girl called Katy who swore to Christ she knew everything. I beat her up. The end.

Hi Mattie, I'm still waiting on my post.

Fri, 02 Apr 2004 20:03:56 GMT

This song was written about that bad dyejob I had for a few days that I cursed Louis out for on multiple occasions. Constantly at odds, me and him. One must wonder why, as I am always right and if no one can accept that they're obviously mental.

Nicola's back round, though she left out the part where I had a perfectly fine and running computer down the hall from hers the whole time. The silly cow. I love you Nicky.

Now where are the rest of you Girls. Except Nadine, I always know where she is. :o!

Mon, 22 Mar 2004 18:51:45 GMT

Flawless got chucked from Big Brovaz for being caught with a bit of cannabis in the States.

Where is the logic in this? Flawless is one of my mates and now he's got to go home and do his own thing without people he thought were real solid mates to him. And wasn't it not too long ago the S Club boys got arrested for the same thing? Free men, all three of them. I know that their Tina is a huge, huge stoner as well. Not that we got high together at a post-Brits party or anything of the like.

Where is the justice. Really.

Hi Sarah. We can be broody pseudolesbians together if you want.

Mon, 15 Mar 2004 08:27:13 GMT

Louis let me buy the Rav-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now me and Nicola have a getaway car when we need to speed away from sticky situations. Obviously we need it a lot.

Okay, so I know I wasn't there, but Lee is INNOCENT. Folk like us don't punch people for no reason at all. Well..

I'm going for a drive. Picking up Mattie and taking him shopping for a training bra.

Mon, 01 Mar 2004 20:40:19 GMT

Newtface called me SHAMELESS.

And then praised herself for Peter Andre's chart success.

I hate when people as deluded as she is are given points of power but then again who's running the world these days besides those type. I'm moving into Pete Waterman's house and Brett and I are going to have a go at making a baby. Let's see Louis talk his way out of that one.

Thu, 05 Feb 2004 18:39:08 GMT

Am I the only one who wants Jordan and Peter Andre to shag? Am I the only one who wants to watch it happen on telly? Hrm.

kimberleywalsh this is your third journal, love, keep it this time.

Apparently Mikey swapped numbers with Keira Knightley when the boys went to the White Stripes show last week. Fucking despicable pig, though Keira is lovely. Don't get caught up in it, it ain't worth it. I haven't seen much of Andrew lately, either. I've had lunch with Kelli and Pete recently, though, and they look quite happy together. Chuffed for them really, chuffed for everyone.

I miss Haydon. Victoria, come back soon.

Tue, 03 Feb 2004 05:46:21 GMT

Minus javine.
Plus nicola_roberts.

Nicola is my snogging partner, my flatmate, and my main confidante. When things are so bad I can't even tell Mattie something, Nicola will know. Sarah needs to come back fucking now. Mikey is all sorts of sad about it still.

I lost all desire to update since Mattie just told me something that made me go :o! so I'll be taking him some brekkie and we're going to talk about it. I love you, Mattie. :)

PS nadine_coyle!

Mon, 19 Jan 2004 11:31:34 GMT

So it seems I lost a saz_harding and gained a javine. Only a matter of time before Sarah herself returns or I may have to rough her up a bit. As for you, Vi, we'll just have to spend some time. I miss you.

Now I don't know about you, but I'm tired of this stick Michelle McManus is getting for being a lady overweight. Who fucking cares if she's 9 stone or 900? Fact of the matter is the woman cannot sing. Why bother slating her for obsolete purposes like that? Fat-phobia runs rampant all through our world and really all I want to do is shag that Ruben Studdard 'til he's calling me daddy. I've gotten some negative press for being 'skinny' but I believe all us Girls are quite healthy. Nicola could take a few burgers, though, she's a rail. Anyway, in this business I think looks should take the backburner to talent. Good thing that Sam & Mark both got nice voices is all I got to say.

What else. Still no word on whether You Freak Me Out will be a single or not. Personally I'd rather not. It's not that great a track, as much fun as it is to do the routine with the band and the stage microphones and all of that. A video would just be too much. Plus I don't want a big splice with Jamie Lee Curtis footage in between our bits. Do you think she has a penis? Yes, Marilyn Manson, I believe you've got the right answer for me on this one.

Thu, 08 Jan 2004 20:52:38 GMT

Personally I think the snog was more Lena/Julia than Britney/Madonna. I've got short black hair and Nicola is ginger and we're both rude, so it works out better. I keep meaning to make an icon of it but then Kimberley comes round with biscuits and girly films, or Sarah phones and we talk for hours about contracts and boyfriends (other peoples' cos I don't got one thanks) or I'm just doing more snogging with Nics because what else is there to do besides write and record a second album, write and star in a film spoof, and crack the American and Asian markets? How utterly boring. Really, though, these prospects are exciting and I'm looking forward to leaving the past there where it belongs.

In other news, I have found love with a gay sailor but it is obviously completely one-sided. My life. :'(

edit: I'm just going to say I'm dating Mike Skinner from now. He fancies me so deal with it.

Wed, 31 Dec 2003 17:05:14 GMT

I'm not dating anyone ever, sorry tabloids.

I dunno wot ya heard about me, but you ain't gettin' m'Smirnoff for free. :-*

Wed, 17 Dec 2003 22:48:33 GMT

I ain't dating anyone having to do with Daniel Bedingfield, sorry.

Some fans sent me a bundle of inspiring letters and a card. I have the greatest fans ever, I do this for them. Well, I also do it to make money and ensure I'm eating all right, let's be honest here. Thank you, fans. You yourselves are an inspiration to me as you say I am to you, and I hope one day to meet each one of you.

Boring. Perhaps I will now go smoke cannabis with Sarah. Just kidding, love. ;)